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maltesersandmicrowaves:

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

I read “waiter” as “Walter”, but that still makes sense.

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

"I like to watch people. Sometimes I ride the subway all day and look at them and listen to them. I just want to figure out who they are and what they want and where they’re going."
- Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (via psych-facts)

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*